Two bad lads

Lomana Lualua has been arrested on suspicion of assault occasioning actual bodily harm.A Portsmouth Football Club spokesman said they were looking into the matter and would not be making a statement.Well this is the second time Lua Lua has had a night in with the boys in blue in the last few mounths. I think Lua Lua has a few problems that he needs help with before he comes back to play for us again.


Glen Johnson has been arrested and given an £80 fine after he and another man were caught stealing from a B&Q store in Kent. A police statement said: "Kent Police arrested two 22-year-old men... on suspicion of theft in Dartford."
B&Q said: "We can confirm two men were apprehended in our Dartford store on the afternoon of 17 January, following an alleged shoplifting incident involving a B&Q bathroom suite." What!!!! this man is on more money I week than I get in a mounth so why did he need to chav a toilet seat!!!! idiot.